Sam Alito Hates Everyone He Works With So Much He's Letting It Slip Subconsciously

The Supreme Court doesn't seem to be his happy place.

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Paging Dr. Freud!

Sam Alito is not having as much fun taking a jackhammer to the Constitution as he thought he would. He’s using the federal record to whine about how he shouldn’t have to follow ANY ethical obligations, watching his boss Chief Justice Roberts decline to cancel democratic elections, and leaking that opinion didn’t really work out for him either… whoever did that! It’s enough to make a guy just pack it up and take an undisclosed, all-expenses vacation paid for by a billionaire litigant!

What good is destroying women’s health care in large swaths of the country if Black Santas continue to exist, amirite?

And maybe his frustrations are subconsciously starting to leak out in oral arguments. You know… as opposed to the other kind of leak that someone might be prone to do.

Here’s a slice of the oral argument flagged by Courthouse News Service’s Kelsey Reichmann:

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