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ASS Law School Receives Noncompliance Notice From Accreditors
If ASS Law loses accreditation, it may finally fully live up to its name. -
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Law Professor Who Slept With 1Ls Now Seeks Piece Of ASS Law
Former professor sues law school claiming that the probe into his sleeping with students is the REAL sexual harassment. - Sponsored
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Accusers Slap Counterclaim On Joshua Wright's SLAPPy Suit
Most defamation suits allege some kind of false statement, but this one tries a bold new strategy!
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 09.20.23
* Federal courts have two weeks of funding if the government shuts down. So there’s a silver lining to a shutdown? [Reuters]
* Joshua Wright’s accusers respond to his massive defamation suit against them noting that the complaint fails to include any defamatory statements and… kind of admits to everything. [Law360]
* Former Obama administration officials tell FCC not to pursue net neutrality because conservatives in the judiciary might strike it down. At that rate, just go ahead and preemptively stop enforcing all laws because Sam Alito once read a medieval scroll that he thinks applies to the Chevron doctrine. [Bloomberg Law News]
* Sid and Cheesy get to interview grand jury members who returned their indictments. But with some key conditions. [Fox Atlanta]
* Lawrence Lessig is unimpressed by the Fourteenth Amendment case against Donald Trump. Not for the loony “just because the presidency is an office of the United States doesn’t make the president an officer of the United States” stuff from Mukasey, but because lowering the bar for insurrection all the way to January 6 would open up a dangerous precedent that bad actors could use to shut down dissent. [Slate]
* The Supreme Court specifically excluded military academies from the latest affirmative action cases, reflecting in part the military’s stance that national security requires a diverse officer corps capable of managing an increasingly diverse enlisted force. The folks who brought that case have now sued West Point because they care way more about bigotry than national security. [Reuters]
* Temple’s acting president, former law school dean JoAnne Epps has died after collapsing on stage. [NY Times]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 09.15.23
* Hunter Biden indicted on gun charge. You are not prepared for the sneering glee Justice Alito will put into his opinion using Joe Biden’s son as the vehicle to strike down gun laws. [CNN]
* In black box hearing, a NY appellate judge has put a halt on Trump’s financial crimes case pending review by a full panel and throwing a wrench in the delicate schedule of multiple overlapping criminal trials. [Daily Beast]
* Did you know nasal decongestants don’t work? Apparently true! Here come the lawsuits against folks who saw the unfortunate souls struggling to breathe enough to get through the work day and decided to bleed us dry. [Reuters]
* House Republicans maintain laser focus on fighting ESG guidelines. Because capitalism means private businesses have freedom until they use that freedom to invest in solar power. [Bloomberg Law News]
* Eastman ally takes stand. Unable to cite any support for his election denial stuff either. [Law360]
* ASS Law bans professors from having sex with students because… obviously. [Law.com]
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Symposium Publishes Joshua Wright Column... Hidden In Its 'Uncategorized' Archives
Some high academia weirdness going on here. -
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SOMEONE Keeps Editing Joshua Wright's Wikipedia Page To Downplay The Whole 'Sleeping With 1Ls' Thing
But surely not the former professor accused of sexual misconduct. Perish that thought right now! -
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Ex-Law Professor Sues Former Students For $108M Over Sexual Harassment Allegations
Joshua Wright files absolutely bizarre defamation pleading against his accusers. - Sponsored
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Conservative Judges Under Fire For Luxurious 'Educational' Trips
Judges are being treated to the high life. -
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Law School's 'Restrictions' On Professor's Contact With Students During Sexual Harassment Probe Apparently Didn't Cover Auctioning Off A Date
Somehow this doesn't seem like a robust set of restrictions. -
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Sexual Harassment Allegations Mount Against Former FTC Commissioner & Law Professor
The first story was bad, these stories are way worse. -
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We Shouldn't Have To Say This, But Job Interviews Are Not Your Personal Dating App
Of course it's ASS Law. -
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Look Out Federalist Society... Someone Else Is Trying To Gift More Free Trips To Federal Judges
Two of these things are just like the other!
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 05.01.23
* Donald Trump seeks mistrial after judge refused to let defense counsel play fast and loose with the definition of “bringing a rape charge.” Yeah, the argument “it’s unfair that you were more precise” is rarely a winner. [Reuters]
* Smoke grenades used to intimidate barrister. Damn, maybe things aren’t more civil across the pond. [Roll on Friday]
* So, if uncovering the securities fraud is likely to bankrupt the company, whistleblowers are better off looking the other way? Great incentive system! [Bloomberg Law News]
* North Carolina overrules precedent from last year because nothing matters and it’s just a superlegislature. [Law360]
* Sugar daddy lawyer sued young woman for $166 million. It did not work well for him. [Insider]
* Maritime firm Ince seemed destined for Davy Jones’s locker, but Axiom has thrown in a life preserver. [Splash 247]
* A profile on how ASS Law leverages Supreme Court connections to artificially inflate its apparent prestige. [NY Times]
* … and of course this leveraging includes vacation boondoggles for right-wing justices. [Mother Jones]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 03.08.19
* Paul Manafort got 4 years out of a possible 24. A lot of breathless ranting will come out of this but the reality is 4 years is a significant amount of time to be incarcerated and the guidelines are crazy. Don’t be mad that Manafort got too little, be mad that the system generally (and Judge Ellis in particular) unquestioningly applies the guidelines to give far too much to poor and minority defendants. [CNN]
* Frankly, the charges that should earn Manafort heavy jail time are the charges of lying to the Mueller probe because that’s where there’s a significant interest in setting punitive disincentives. And Judge Jackson may have a very different view on how “otherwise blameless” Manafort’s been. [Daily Beast]
* While we’re on these never-ending Trump orbit stories, Michael Cohen is suing Trump for legal fees since, he points out, all his problems stem from work he did in the official course of his duties. [New York Law Journal]
* Wearing a disguise to court is totally normal lawyer behavior. [New York Times]
* Orrick joins the $1B revenue club. [The Recorder]
* Remember the drunken airline rant lady? She’s facing jail time. [Legal Cheek]
* George Mason receives largest gift in school history, but it’ll never match the gift they gave prospective students the ATL community when they descriptively renamed their law school ASS Law. [Inside Higher Ed]
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ASSLaw Update: University President Finally Forced To Admit That Donation 'Falls Short' Of Academic Standards
It turns out you can't turn running a public school over to the Federalist Society without consequences. -
Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 06.01.17
* The gaggle of Jones Day lawyers who joined the Trump administration received a blanket waiver from ethical rules because what’s the point when there’s no integrity left to protect? [National Law Journal]
* The ABA is discussing a massive overhaul of its law school accreditation regime in order to appease critics from the Department of Education (at least the former DOE). Hey, DOE… we already solved this problem for you! [Law.com]
* Historically the Silk Road connected China to Europe. According to the Second Circuit it connects Ross William Ulbricht to a life sentence. [Law360]
* Because it wasn’t big enough yet, Dentons opens an office in Myanmar. [Legal Week]
* In-house counsel complain that they receive too much marketing material. But that’s not stopping firms from piling on more, because in-house lawyers don’t know what’s good for them. [Am Law Daily]
* George Mason students have filed a lawsuit accusing the school of violating public records law in an effort to obscure funding the school — especially ASS Law — may receive from the Koch brothers. [Courthouse News Service]
* “Lawyer who killed lover’s dog blames being lone Jew at boarding school.” I’m just going to leave this here. [NY Post]
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ASS Law Makes Gains With New 1L Class... Still Has Embarrassing Name
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 10.03.16
* The New York Times has obtained Donald Trump’s tax records from 1995, revealing a nearly $916 million loss that would have enabled him to cancel out an equivalent amount of taxable income over an 18-year period. Marc Kasowitz, name partner of Kasowitz Benson, represents Trump, and has threatened the paper with “prompt initiation of appropriate legal action” for its publication of his client’s tax records. [New York Times]
* George Mason University will host a grand opening ceremony this week for the twice renamed
Antonin Scalia School of LawAntonin Scalia Law School — a ceremony that five SCOTUS justices will reportedly attend — and some students and faculty are planning to protest the Koch brothers’ funding of scholarships by wearing red tape over their mouths to symbolize their voices being taken from them. [Big Law Business]* Katherine Magbanua, the woman who is suspected of connecting Florida State University law professor Dan Markel’s alleged killers, Sigfredo Garcia and Luis Rivera, with the family of Markel’s ex-wife, Wendi Adelson, has been arrested on murder charges. According to police, she has “received numerous benefits from the Adelsons since Markel’s murder.” We’ll have more on this later today. [Tallahassee Democrat]
* According to Judge Beth Bloom of the Southern District of Florida, Orlando-based firm Butler & Hosch violated the WARN Act when it closed suddenly in May 2015 and conducted mass layoffs of more than 700 employees without giving them 60 days of advance notice. The firm, which is bankruptcy, could be on the hook for millions of dollars in damages. We may have more on this later today. [Orlando Sentinel]
* Following the embarrassment that was former Stanford swimmer Brock Turner’s light sentence in the sexual assault of an unconscious woman at his school, California Gov. Jerry Brown has broadened the state’s legal definition of rape to include penetration with a foreign object, mandate prison time if the victim was unconscious at the time of the assault, and forbid judges from granting probation or parole in such cases. [Reuters]
* “Frankly, USD has been a bit behind in that, in part, up until 2014, we had no problem with the bar exam. When you’re hitting in the high 80s or 90s, you don’t worry about much.” Unofficial results from the South Dakota bar exam are out, and after years of declines in passage rates for graduates of South Dakota Law, administrators are ready to take action now that only about 50 percent of graduates passed the test. [Argus Leader]
* “I was empty and then this woman walked into my life. I didn’t think it would happen again and it did. She is it.” LGBT rights pioneer Edie Windsor, the plaintiff whose Supreme Court case rendered DOMA unconstitutional in 2013 and laid the groundwork for the high court to declare that marriage equality was a fundamental right just two years later, remarried in New York last week. Our very best wishes! [New York Times]
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ASS Law Grad Knows Exactly What To Do With His Diploma
At least this grad has a sense of humor.